Why Mitch? Why?

A Friday List, because I am leaving the suitcase stuffed with dirty clothes and going golfing.

Teeth-grinding, stomach-turning, head-shaking, finger-nails on the chalkboard, bad TV commercials;

#5) Six Flags Great America; Disney has Mickey, SFGA has a spastic dancing old dude. No wonder the place is searching for buyers.

#4) Capitol One Credit Cards; Aimed at the .002% of Americans who have yet to hear a credit card solicitation.

#3) Verizon Wireless; Can you hear me now? The phone has been embedded into my chest cavity, can you hear me now?

#2) DiTech.com Home Loans; If these ads are appealing to you, you must be a renter.

and the top spot...drum roll...

#1) Good Feet Arch Supports, featuring former Madison TV anchor, Mitch Henck; Mitch interviews not-so-regular people about their shoe prosthetics. Not exactly CNN, is it Mitch?