But I Want to Blast Cats

Feral Pig Shoot

Sounds like my neighbor's cat...

They're intelligent, agile, nocturnal and elusive. That's why the DNR is encouraging humans to shoot them.

Why differentiate between a feral this or feral that?

The few that staked a cloven foothold on Wisconsin have multiplied almost like rabbits.

Ahhh, c'mon, say it...they have multiplied almost like...CATS!

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Warning: Should you stumble upon a feral pig, quick run up a tree - those pigs are no pussies.