A Mission for the United Nations

With the death of Monaco’s Prince Rainier and the 2nd marriage of England’s Prince Charles this week, it is time for the global community to bring an end to this bizarre institution of monarchies.

Monarchies hide personal lives stranger than that of our own Michael Jackson (who named all his children Prince.) Scratch the surface of a Royal Family. What is exposed is murder, incest, theft, sabotage, and greed in massive quantities.

Certainly, our history is to go to war with kings. And since WWII, we have used our paramilitary to overtly and covertly overthrow tyrants and dictators. Thus I propose;

Whereas: Monarchies serve to enslave people, and,
Whereas: The Bush Doctrine serves to liberate people,

Therefore Be It
Resolved: Our moral duty is to declare action on monarchies, and,

Be It Further
Resolved: The United Nations send blue helmet troops to Norway and arrest the monarchy, and,

Be It Finally
Resolved: The imprisonment of the Norwegian monarchy serves as a warning to the world’s sheiks, princes, kings, and all despots, that all men are created equal, endowed by the Creator with unalienable rights.

As Charles prepares to marry his nanny, and after Rainier changed Monaco’s constitution to insure his royal lineage continues even as Albert hides his sexual preference, it is time for the United Nations to stop the madness.

Let’s go kick some crown jewels.