Newt Gingrich

Gosh, Newt is just so good. I am so looking forward to his campaign for the White House.

Not only will his entry into the Republican primaries serve to magnify the dysfunction of Democrats, but he will single-handedly keep all other Republicans lasered-in on issues that matter.

He won't win, he can't win, but winning New Hampshire keeps him in the race through Super Tuesday. And only Newt has the brain-power to keep Hillary from returning to 1600 Penn Ave.