Lautenschlager Strategy Revealed

Lautenschlager Reelection Campaign Plan
1. Terminate staff for failing to spin Top Cop’s arrest
off the front page…check;

2. Manipulate public sympathy for Top Cop’s personal illness….check;

3. Exploit deadly shootings of deer hunters in Northwest WI…check;

4. Court Pro-DNR/tree-hugger/acorn-eaters; sue a
GOP town board…check;

5. Recruit African-American support; scheme another lawsuit…check;

Remaining Items:
6. Hire former State Rep. Peter Bock as campaign manager;

7. Circulate rumors of Dane Co. Kathleen Falk's love child
with Mark Belling;

8. Invite former boss Bill Clinton to reelection announcement;

9. Borrow trial attorney Robert Habush’s ATM card;

10. Beg for Governor Doyle’s endorsement;