Norway's Response

As long as the country doesn't demand a return of my Dale of Norway sweaters!

This is to ANNOUNCE that the PEOPLE of NORWAY have posted a Persona Non Grata on BRIAN CHRISTIANSON of the Town of Fulton, County of Rock, State of Wisconsin, United States of America due to his attack on the ROYAL FAMILY of NORWAY.

It is SHOCKING that on the 9th of APRIL 2005, the anniversary of the GERMAN invasion of NORWAY in 1940, the person, Brian Christianson, issued an attack on the ROYAL FAMILY of NORWAY. This action is to be seen as on a par with that of Vidkun Quisling in 1940.

PENDING full withdrawal of the attack with APOLOGY to their majesties, KING HARALD and QUEEN SONJA and ALL the PEOPLE of NORWAY, be it KNOWN that ALL passport stations in NORWAY have been notified to prevent the entrance of Brian Christianson and any co-conspirators from the ROYAL KINGOM OF NORWAY effectively immediately.

It is to be stated that the ROYAL FAMILY of NORWAY is the beloved royal family of the PEOPLE of NORWAY which has received consistent compliments from the PEOPLE. The PEOPLE of NORWAY choose to maintain and protect the ROYAL FAMILY from the infringement of the IMPERIALIST attitudes and behaviors of the USA.

The call has gone out to former USA Ambassador to NORWAY, Thomas Loftus to provide support to the ROYAL NORWEGIAN GOVERNMENT and its PEOPLE to confront the President of the USA, George W. Bush with all deliberate speed to express the consternation of his misguided thinking and policy vis-a-vis NORWAY.

NORWAY has instructed its ambassadors in the USA and at the United Nations to PROTEST forthrightly the statement of the USA re. the ROYAL FAMILY of NORWAY.

Sealed at the ROYAL NORWEGIAN CONSULATE in Wisconsin on this 9th day of APRIL 2005.