A Few Good Witnesses
I've seen this movie before...
Justice Prosser:
What do you wanna discuss now? My favorite pastel color?
Jensen Attorney:
Justice Prosser, a moment ago you said that you ordered your lieutenant, Scott Jensen, to bring you a majority.
Prosser:
Scott is a very ambitious fellow.
Attorney:
And Lieutenant Jensen was clear on what you wanted?
Prosser:
Waterford Crystal Clear
Attorney:
Any chance Lieutenant Jensen considered the law?
Prosser:
The law is a jealous mistress.
Attorney:
Any chance Lieutenant Jensen left your office and said, 'The old man needs a campaign message'?
Prosser:
I see nuances in every position.
Attorney:
When Lieutenant Jensen spoke to the Lobby Platoon, and ordered them to pony-up the cash, any chance they ignored him?
Prosser:
You ever served in the legislature, son?
Attorney:
No, sir.
Prosser:
Ever served my forward area?
Attorney:
Sir?
Prosser:
Ever put your hands on another man's shoulders; asked him to place his hands on yours?
Attorney:
Uhhh sir?
Prosser:
We give orders, son. We give orders, or campaigns die; it's that simple. Are we clear?
Attorney:
No, not really, sir.
Prosser:
YOU-HOO; are we CLEEE-RRRRR?
Attorney:
Justice, I've just one more question before I call Bagman Joe Strohl; if you gave an order to recall Jim Holperin, and your orders are always followed, then why wasn't Holperin recalled? Why would it be necessary to send Christianson to Rhinelander?
Attorney:
Did you order the Holperin Recall?
Prosser:
I did my legislative duty, I, I....
Attorney:
DID YOU ORDER THE HOLPERIN RECALL?
Prosser:
You're GOSH DARN ROOTY PAH-TOOTY RIGHT I DID!
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