The Jensen Bed-In for Justice
Standing trial in the court of Judge Ebert
Begging for a new venue
But the man on the bench
said "You carry a stench"
You know they didn't even give me a chance
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Finally made it to the closing summation
Staff rolling me like jelly tarts
Stephen Meyer called to say
"Being gov's not in play"
Harvard boy should re-read Jean-Paul Sartre
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Drove from Madison to the Waukesha Hilton
Talking to myself nearly a week
The Sentinel said
"Say, what're you doing in bed?"
I said, "I'm only trying to get me on Sykes"
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Made a lightning trip out to Cambridge
Need to stock-up on Crimson ties
When the State Journal said
"Status went to his head"
I knew Dee Hall just had to lie
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Justice Prosser jumped out of his robes
just to testify I was O.K.
Then a man in the back said
"Prosser's wearing no pants"
I hung my head ready to cry
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
The way things are going
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
posted by Slide @ 6:58 AM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
Lighten-up Francis, errrr, Simon.
And Jeff Mayers doesn't live here.
Simon,
We feel your pain.
It's not that Brian sucks, that goes without saying.
No, it's that he's become mean and bitter.
This is undoubtedly because he's married to that harridan who got canned by McCallum. How sad is that.
Editor;
You need to go back and read the Spice Boys. The only people who were canned by McCallum were:
A. Secretary of the DOR
B. Secretary of DATCP
C. The Chief of Staff
Others left the McCallum campaign because he proved to be among the most unethical governors Wisconsin has experienced*
If the best you can say about me is, I suck, whew, glad to know I am not conversing with a Mensa candidate.
Patrolling silly blogs, leaving immature graffitti, appears to be the most exciting excercise of our your daily routine.
How sad is that? But reality is, you probably throw like a girl, trip when you run, you're a round-boy from all those Plaza burgers, balding before you're 30, and your father secretly wonders if you're gay - given you have never brought a date home and you're only a inch taller than Scott Jensen.
Anonymous assassins like you do one of two things when confronted;
1. piss yourself and apologize, or,
2. hide and write more graffitti.
I suspect both me and your father know which one fits you.
*See WSEB release on McCallum forfeitures
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